The Goth Douche aka Gouche

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Note from reader: Like WTF is this shit?! A sad little fkn emo girl? Get the fk over it slunt. Do a line the size of your ass crack and maybe you would loose a few thousand pounds and you wouldnt be so fkn Narsty. I take that back, yea you would because you would still have that Fkn unfortunate face. Check the douche http://www.myspace.com/antiprep2018

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Travis Doucher

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Note from reader: this guy is a total dooooshe! He thinks he is Travis barker and even calls himself Trav Nasty and I have seen him try to fake out chicks by pretending to be Travis Barker. Douchafie him! http://www.myspace.com/authentict

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The Hump Day Douche

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Note from reader: This is Jeremy (he calls himself Wednesday) from a band called Bacliff Punx, probably the worst band/rappers ever. they sound like a mix between bone thugs and house of pain but with 100% suckage. he is from houston texas but likes to pretend that he also lives in the O.C. He is a total tool http://www.myspace.com/wednesdaysolo

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The Dirt Slore Douche

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Note from reader: Shes known to all as the town tramp sending pics like this to everyones boyfriends an flying to other states to hook up an isnt even woman enough to admit when she fucks up lmfao..

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Zebra Twin Power Douches

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Note from reader: Where the hell to start…the Slunt-fits? their faces? the fucking thighs? Nylons? Oh the fuckery. These two Biddy ass Slores…to have all this fug in one place makes me wanna naush. End.

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Douchin it up with Durkee

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Email from reader: This is Brian Durkee, a club promoter and “hair model”. When it comes to douche bags he takes the cake check out his myspace profile haha.

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Milwaukee Baby Gangsters

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myspacedouches_baby_gangsters2 Email from reader: Have to love these GangStarrs!!! Fuckin losers, posing with a pokemon blanket and baby bottles n shit!!! Dammnit, I hate my city!

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Sexy lil thing with big bangs.

myspace_douche_fat_pigI didn’t know they made backgrounds large enough to fit this bitch in.

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Bitches can be myspace douches too.

clown_makeup_myspace_doucheThe fuh is with this slunt and her clown outlines? At least the eyebrows are straight.. maybe the bitch has that fucked up non eyebrow having condition that Whoopi Fuckberg supposedly has?

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Douche to the exreme?

extreme_myspace_doucheI take it this tattoo was meant to say “Extreme”? What a fucking douche!

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