$WALLOW KING™

The Swallow King™ giving the 3/4 for the cam.

Swallow King™ with his best bud Yama Kader. Yama has commented on how sexy Shallow King is in his pics. hmmm.
USERNAME: $hallow Kïng™ aka SelfishStallionOC aka Matthew Kline Kader
AGE: 25
LOCATION: The OC / Vegas, California
CATCH PHRASE: “You couldnt handle the filet mignon so i sent u back to get your hamburger helper……”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/SelfishStallionOC
Note from MB of MaterialBITCH.com: ROFL.. this is .. anyone with a trademark beside their name is an automatic winner. I am really digging the shamhawk look with the side hanging beaver pelts. ::cough:: If you are lucky he will accept you as a friend and you can view all his pretty pics in their gay glory and read up on all the classic comments left by his many female? fans. Let it be noted that SK left a comment for him that discussed his doucheyness and it was not accepted.. also noted that he has an ass chin and I think he is only 4′2. ::sip:: <3 MB

December 10, 2008 - 8:07 pm
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September 24, 2009 - 9:28 am
And he lives in a double wide trailer with his gf trailer trash barbie.