A place for douches.
ROX
Jan 31st
Quite possibly one of the most depressing profiles on myspace. Butches love Xena.
USERNAME: Rox- I will survive
AGE: 26
LOCATION: New York United States
CATCH PHRASE: “Arg My Ship Toga!”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/sirsyrox
ROY ROBOT
Jan 15th
Is roy in a jail cell or is that really his room with the 1983 phone?
USERNAME: roy robot
AGE: 20
LOCATION: Pawtucket, Rhode Island
CATCH PHRASE: “Fuck little Pete, He kept me up all night!”
PROFILE: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=7124292
KATRINA HAS A NICE PROFILE.
Jan 5th
Nice profile.
USERNAME: ¤ kAtRiNa ¤
AGE: 22
LOCATION: Covina, CA
CATCH PHRASE: “Philosophy is a silent dialogue between the soul and itself — Plato”
PROFILE: myspace.com/carpidiem
THE BIGGER THE PACKAGE THE SWEETER THE PRESENT? HMM..
Jan 3rd
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb
Someone needs a new years resolution or two.
USERNAME: GFABOLOUS
AGE: 30
LOCATION: Los Angeles, CA
CATCH PHRASE: “1 SEXY PHAT CHICK!,,”THE BIGGA THE PACKAGE,THE SWEETER THE PRESENT”
PROFILE: myspace.com/gbaby1978
THATS SHARP TO YOU BITCH!!!!
Jan 3rd
Intelligent looking group.
USERNAME: THATS SHARP TO YOU BITCH!!!
AGE: 19
LOCATION: Shitty ass town of Nashville, Illinois
CATCH PHRASE: “FUCK NASHVILL IL!!!!!”
PROFILE: View profile here.
JOHN BOY HULK.
Jan 3rd
Jonathen holding his breath and flexing for the pose.. nice bathroom btw.
USERNAME: Jonathen
AGE: 22
LOCATION: El Paso, Texanus
CATCH PHRASE: “Time to pump up the Hulk”
PROFILE: myspace.com/johnboyhulk
About Jonathen: “my name is jonathan but they call me johnboy,am 22 years old. Allso I like to go out and have a good time. I like to go out with my brother and his friend’s. I have a 1991 pontiac Trans Am GTA . I’m in a band but we have not picked a name for it. On my day off I like to Lift weigts. Allso I like to go to concert with my friend’s.I’am training to be a BodyBuilder.”
HAIR OF THE DOUCHE.
Jan 3rd
Is it Filipino or Philipino? Either way Kozmoe is a douche.
USERNAME: Kozmoe’s list
AGE: 30
LOCATION: Las Vegas, Nevada
CATCH PHRASE: “Need VIP in Vegas? … email kozmoe@rokmanagementgroup.com”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/divine_wind and http://www.myspace.com/kozmoe
TOMMY FROM MTV TRUE LIFE JERSEY SHORE.. A LESSON FROM GUIDO 101.
Jan 3rd
View Tommy Cheseballs myspace profile here. ::sip::kiss:: <3 MB