A place for douches.
JAY MONEY IS THE MAN. AMERICA IS PROUD OF YOU!
Jan 3rd
Jay Money likes to get drunk and switch out “altornators” rofl.
USERNAME: Jay Money
AGE: 24
LOCATION: Centralia, Illinois
CATCH PHRASE: “the king of some one heart”
PROFILE: myspace.com/hunteracing
About Jay Money: “like to race and go to the race’s have fun go to shooters sports bar in centralia il on sat i like any thing fun.i also plan on some day soon buying my own bar”
OSCARS GUIDE TO DOUCHEISM
Jan 3rd
Signs of Doucheism.
USERNAME: [OSC@R][A|X]
AGE: 23
LOCATION: Phoenix, AZ
CATCH PHRASE: “Is That Money In Your Pocket Or You Happy To See Me? ”
PROFILE: myspace.com/oscarrubio
JUSTIN IS OUT OF OUR LEAGUE.
Jan 3rd
Model? Of.. douche nozzles or what?
USERNAME: {Justin}*~ OuT oF yOuR LeAgUe*~
AGE: 19
LOCATION: Van Buren, Arkansas
CATCH PHRASE: “SiNgLe AnD hAvInG fUn!!!”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/jasy10
Email from Siffle: This kid is a no brainer for the douche awards
FOX ATTACK.
Jan 3rd
Sami is bored with his camera phone.
USERNAME: Sami (aka) Sam Attack!
AGE: 19
LOCATION: Provo, Utah
CATCH PHRASE: “Can’t touch this na na na na na na!!!”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/sami250
Email from Michelle: MB this dooche tried to put a stereo in my ride and ended up fucking up my heater!
CHOAD ROGERS. DOUCHE OF THE YEAR?
Jan 3rd
Quite possibly douche of the year.. decade.. century.
USERNAME: Chad Rogers
AGE: 97 (real original..::yawn::)
LOCATION: Malibu, California “the bu”
CATCH PHRASE: “none”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/chadrogerzzz
GAY BOY ZI™ – THE NEXT GENERATION OF HIP-HOP!!!!!
Jan 3rd
Gay Boy Zi™ – The next generation of hip hop throwin’ up the winged testicle gang sign.
USERNAME: Ya Boy Zi™ – THE NEXT GENERATION OF HIP-HOP!!!!!
AGE: 17
LOCATION: Palm Beach/N.Y.C/Miami, Florida
CATCH PHRASE: “Pre-Order your copy of Rookie of 08′ today!”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/zimusiclyrics
BBG WITH THE OFFICIAL MYSPACEDOUCHE.COM SONG
Jan 3rd
Email from Kaitlin: Thought this would go well with the Deuschbags!!! 
DIAPER WEARING SISSY
Jan 3rd
He loves to hang with his family and friends.
USERNAME: Diaper Wearing Sissy
AGE: 32
LOCATION: Portland, Oregon
CATCH PHRASE: “sucking on my sissy pacifier, in a soaking wet diaper! how pathetic”
PROFILE: View his profile here
BUCKETS AND BOARDS
Jan 3rd
He loves to hang with his family and friends.
USERNAME: Buckets and Boards
AGE: 58 (very clever and funny..::yawn::)
LOCATION: Branson, Missouri
CATCH PHRASE: “Rhythm is Neat”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/bucketsnboards