A place for douches.
MARTIN AND JABBA
Jan 3rd
He loves to hang with his family and friends.
USERNAME: Martin
AGE: 35
LOCATION: Panther City Alabama
CATCH PHRASE: “He is an honest man”
PROFILE: View his profile
LUMBERJACK
Jan 3rd
Lumberjack in full xxxmas mode.
USERNAME: Lumberjack aka Bad Santa aka Steve
AGE: 40
LOCATION: Lawrenceville, Georgia
CATCH PHRASE: “Bah Humbug”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/b699
ALEX JOSEPH BRIGGS
Jan 3rd
Super cool tattoos and the sweet hair make for limpwristedness.
USERNAME: Alex Joseph Briggs
AGE: 22
LOCATION: Orlando, FL
CATCH PHRASE: “None”
PROFILE: View his profile
Email from anonymous: ithis is aj from the band modern day escape. They are kind of douchy but have good music.
RONI THE AGE CHANGER.
Jan 3rd
Celebrities galore for Roni!!
USERNAME: Roni
AGE: 27/31
LOCATION: Miami/Los Angeles
CATCH PHRASE: “We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we Give.”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/star01714
Email from anonymous: i know for a fact this bitch is 31 not 27 as it says on her profile. Oh and shes a whore.
KYLE ROBERTS
Jan 3rd
And it says he is straight?
USERNAME: Kyle Roberts
AGE: 23
LOCATION: Right Where I Need To Be, California
CATCH PHRASE: ” “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/krz84
Email from HollerbackGRL: MB Kyle roberts pretends he is not gay when he hangs out with us but it doesnt fool me. what is yor opinion?
Note from MB: I think he needs a shamhawk to go along with his limpwristedness for fucks sake. Let’s see.. boring long winded profile about nothing.. uncomfortable poses with females.. photo comments from other boys calling him “sexy” not deleted.. limpwristed satanic gang sign.. Yes HBG I would say gay. ::sip::punch:: <3 MB
PICKEL™
Jan 3rd
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Posted By: MB Email: mb@materialbitch.com Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb |
Pickel ™ from America’s most smartest model.
USERNAME: Pickel™
AGE: 26
LOCATION: Los Angeles
CATCH PHRASE: “They call it the “Pickel Charm”…you’ll know what it is once you’ve experienced it;-)”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/thepickelcharm
Note from MB: I bet he thinks he spelled Pickle right when he made up his TV name.. yet another ultra douche that uses the trademark symbol in his name. Pickel says on his space that for 15$ he will send you an autographed photo of him in his underwear rather than just a head shot.. it looks like that stint on the smartest model show really payed off huh? ::sip:: <3 MB
*9TRENT4HOLMESLY9*
Jan 3rd
Douching it up with brotherly love.
USERNAME: *9Trent4Holmesly9*
AGE: 19
LOCATION: M.V. CA
CATCH PHRASE: “”LiFeS On HoLd!!!”
PROFILE: View Myspace Profile
Note from MB: Because two douches is better than one?.. love the Kanye west shades. It’s not hard to find the douche baggery in Cali these days. ::sip:: <3 MB
MISS STEPHANNIE
Jan 3rd
Miss Stephannie showing her sexual curves.
USERNAME: Miss Stephannie
AGE: 24
LOCATION: Ohio
CATCH PHRASE: “”if you dont like fat girls, dont add me!!! 
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PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/misssteph69
Note from MB : Thank god I linked you bitches to the “Official” Miss Stephannie page and not some imposter huh?.. every day the staff of MaterialBITCH.com is grossed out by the latest pics this slunt throws up but for some reason we still all have chosen to be notified of her friend updates. It’s a fun way to start off the day I suppose? Pssst.. Miss Steph.. stop eating. ::sip:: <3 MB
MATTIS THE WORLD TRAVELER.
Jan 3rd
Mattis sporting his cool Target skull shirt and cup of natural ice.
USERNAME: Mattis
AGE: 27
LOCATION: Ko Samui, Thailand
CATCH PHRASE: “Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/mattis
Note from MB of MaterialBITCH.com: Mattis is a super sexy world traveler doing one of them mid 20’s backpacking trips lol. He reminds me of Durkee minus the hair model part. ::sip:: <3 MB