Anyone with the name Chet is a douche.. plain and simple.

USERNAME: CHET from MTV Real World
AGE: 23
LOCATION: New York United States
CATCH PHRASE: “None”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/chet_cannon

Email from Katie the Cunt: Wow! So o.k. The “Real:.:coungh:.: World” Brooklyn is on MTv…is anyone else wondering about our skinny little Mormon virgin Chet? I don’t care what the fuck your Mother does or doesn’t think about him, “He’s a virgin, “He’s a gentleman”, what the fuck ever Mom-Go fuck yourself! He’s as mother.fucking.limp.wristed as they cum! And I mean cum…as in some Asian dudes ass! Exhibit a) Note the skinny jeans and those awful boots I imagine elves would wear. Exhibit b) HIS TOP FRIEND IS THAT OTHER HOMO SHAWN(SEAN) has anyone noticed how obsessed he is with his body? Dude he is a fucking fitness model? Fitness model=gay porn. And here’s the one that leaves no doubt he’s into anal beads…HE’S A VIRGIN! Supposedly he doesn’t even jerk off? Well maybe to God and the virgin Mary and other various religious figures and symbols? Now Melinda cool your pants I’m not dissing baby Jesus or his virgin Mother. This all leaves me wondering how a woman pops a little chicken out without cock in the puss? O.K. I have issues focusing…blowing trees outta the RooR with a sinus infection is fabulous! I recommend you try it if you have not already :.:kiss:.:kiss:.:
.twat.pussy-pincher.nipple-painter.pube-dreading.clit.
(((just some random thoughts from a very sick stoned cunt)))

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