Note from reader: His name is Joey and his pic is a dude wearin a red turban wit another dude wearing a cloth over his eyes in a basment. HES A REAL DOUCHE AND THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW! http://www.myspace.com/masterchiefismybitch
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The middle picture worries me.
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His profile is doucheriffic as is his name $Juice$. He has got to be fucking kidding me. Check this fag here.
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Anyone with the name Chet is a douche.. plain and simple.

USERNAME: CHET from MTV Real World
AGE: 23
LOCATION: New York United States
CATCH PHRASE: “None”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/chet_cannon

Email from Katie the Cunt: Wow! So o.k. The “Real:.:coungh:.: World” Brooklyn is on MTv…is [...]

Quite possibly one of the most depressing profiles on myspace. Butches love Xena.

USERNAME: Rox- I will survive
AGE: 26
LOCATION: New York United States
CATCH PHRASE: “Arg My Ship Toga!”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/sirsyrox

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Is roy in a jail cell or is that really his room with the 1983 phone?
USERNAME: roy robot
AGE: 20
LOCATION: Pawtucket, Rhode Island
CATCH PHRASE: “Fuck little Pete, He kept me up all night!”
PROFILE: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=7124292

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Nice profile.

USERNAME: ¤ kAtRiNa ¤
AGE: 22
LOCATION: Covina, CA
CATCH PHRASE: “Philosophy is a silent dialogue between the soul and itself — Plato”
PROFILE: myspace.com/carpidiem
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Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb

Someone needs a new years resolution or two.
USERNAME: GFABOLOUS
AGE: 30
LOCATION: Los Angeles, CA
CATCH PHRASE: “1 SEXY PHAT CHICK!,,”THE BIGGA THE PACKAGE,THE SWEETER THE PRESENT”
PROFILE: myspace.com/gbaby1978

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Intelligent looking group.
USERNAME: THATS SHARP TO YOU BITCH!!!
AGE: 19
LOCATION: Shitty ass town of Nashville, Illinois
CATCH PHRASE: “FUCK NASHVILL IL!!!!!”
PROFILE: View profile here.

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