A place for douches.
JOEY THE TERRORIST
Sep 24th
Note from reader: His name is Joey and his pic is a dude wearin a red turban wit another dude wearing a cloth over his eyes in a basment. HES A REAL DOUCHE AND THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW! http://www.myspace.com/masterchiefismybitch
$JUICE THE DOUCHE$
Mar 2nd
His profile is doucheriffic as is his name $Juice$. He has got to be fucking kidding me. Check this fag here.
CHET FROM REAL WORLD BROOKLYN.
Feb 5th
Anyone with the name Chet is a douche.. plain and simple.
USERNAME: CHET from MTV Real World
AGE: 23
LOCATION: New York United States
CATCH PHRASE: “None”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/chet_cannon
Email from Katie the Cunt: Wow! So o.k. The “Real:.:coungh:.: World” Brooklyn is on MTv…is anyone else wondering about our skinny little Mormon virgin Chet? I don’t care what the fuck your Mother does or doesn’t think about him, “He’s a virgin, “He’s a gentleman”, what the fuck ever Mom-Go fuck yourself! He’s as mother.fucking.limp.wristed as they cum! And I mean cum…as in some Asian dudes ass! Exhibit a) Note the skinny jeans and those awful boots I imagine elves would wear. Exhibit b) HIS TOP FRIEND IS THAT OTHER HOMO SHAWN(SEAN) has anyone noticed how obsessed he is with his body? Dude he is a fucking fitness model? Fitness model=gay porn. And here’s the one that leaves no doubt he’s into anal beads…HE’S A VIRGIN! Supposedly he doesn’t even jerk off? Well maybe to God and the virgin Mary and other various religious figures and symbols? Now Melinda cool your pants I’m not dissing baby Jesus or his virgin Mother. This all leaves me wondering how a woman pops a little chicken out without cock in the puss? O.K. I have issues focusing…blowing trees outta the RooR with a sinus infection is fabulous! I recommend you try it if you have not already :.:kiss:.:kiss:.:
.twat.pussy-pincher.nipple-painter.pube-dreading.clit.
(((just some random thoughts from a very sick stoned cunt)))
ROX
Jan 31st
Quite possibly one of the most depressing profiles on myspace. Butches love Xena.
USERNAME: Rox- I will survive
AGE: 26
LOCATION: New York United States
CATCH PHRASE: “Arg My Ship Toga!”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/sirsyrox
ROY ROBOT
Jan 15th
Is roy in a jail cell or is that really his room with the 1983 phone?
USERNAME: roy robot
AGE: 20
LOCATION: Pawtucket, Rhode Island
CATCH PHRASE: “Fuck little Pete, He kept me up all night!”
PROFILE: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=7124292
KATRINA HAS A NICE PROFILE.
Jan 5th
Nice profile.
USERNAME: ¤ kAtRiNa ¤
AGE: 22
LOCATION: Covina, CA
CATCH PHRASE: “Philosophy is a silent dialogue between the soul and itself — Plato”
PROFILE: myspace.com/carpidiem
THE BIGGER THE PACKAGE THE SWEETER THE PRESENT? HMM..
Jan 3rd
Email: mb@materialbitch.com
Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb
Someone needs a new years resolution or two.
USERNAME: GFABOLOUS
AGE: 30
LOCATION: Los Angeles, CA
CATCH PHRASE: “1 SEXY PHAT CHICK!,,”THE BIGGA THE PACKAGE,THE SWEETER THE PRESENT”
PROFILE: myspace.com/gbaby1978
THATS SHARP TO YOU BITCH!!!!
Jan 3rd
Intelligent looking group.
USERNAME: THATS SHARP TO YOU BITCH!!!
AGE: 19
LOCATION: Shitty ass town of Nashville, Illinois
CATCH PHRASE: “FUCK NASHVILL IL!!!!!”
PROFILE: View profile here.