A place for douches.
JOHN BOY HULK.
Jan 3rd
Jonathen holding his breath and flexing for the pose.. nice bathroom btw.
USERNAME: Jonathen
AGE: 22
LOCATION: El Paso, Texanus
CATCH PHRASE: “Time to pump up the Hulk”
PROFILE: myspace.com/johnboyhulk
About Jonathen: “my name is jonathan but they call me johnboy,am 22 years old. Allso I like to go out and have a good time. I like to go out with my brother and his friend’s. I have a 1991 pontiac Trans Am GTA . I’m in a band but we have not picked a name for it. On my day off I like to Lift weigts. Allso I like to go to concert with my friend’s.I’am training to be a BodyBuilder.”
HAIR OF THE DOUCHE.
Jan 3rd
Is it Filipino or Philipino? Either way Kozmoe is a douche.
USERNAME: Kozmoe’s list
AGE: 30
LOCATION: Las Vegas, Nevada
CATCH PHRASE: “Need VIP in Vegas? … email kozmoe@rokmanagementgroup.com”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/divine_wind and http://www.myspace.com/kozmoe
TOMMY FROM MTV TRUE LIFE JERSEY SHORE.. A LESSON FROM GUIDO 101.
Jan 3rd
View Tommy Cheseballs myspace profile here. ::sip::kiss:: <3 MB
JAY MONEY IS THE MAN. AMERICA IS PROUD OF YOU!
Jan 3rd
Jay Money likes to get drunk and switch out “altornators” rofl.
USERNAME: Jay Money
AGE: 24
LOCATION: Centralia, Illinois
CATCH PHRASE: “the king of some one heart”
PROFILE: myspace.com/hunteracing
About Jay Money: “like to race and go to the race’s have fun go to shooters sports bar in centralia il on sat i like any thing fun.i also plan on some day soon buying my own bar”
OSCARS GUIDE TO DOUCHEISM
Jan 3rd
Signs of Doucheism.
USERNAME: [OSC@R][A|X]
AGE: 23
LOCATION: Phoenix, AZ
CATCH PHRASE: “Is That Money In Your Pocket Or You Happy To See Me? ”
PROFILE: myspace.com/oscarrubio
JUSTIN IS OUT OF OUR LEAGUE.
Jan 3rd
Model? Of.. douche nozzles or what?
USERNAME: {Justin}*~ OuT oF yOuR LeAgUe*~
AGE: 19
LOCATION: Van Buren, Arkansas
CATCH PHRASE: “SiNgLe AnD hAvInG fUn!!!”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/jasy10
Email from Siffle: This kid is a no brainer for the douche awards
FOX ATTACK.
Jan 3rd
Sami is bored with his camera phone.
USERNAME: Sami (aka) Sam Attack!
AGE: 19
LOCATION: Provo, Utah
CATCH PHRASE: “Can’t touch this na na na na na na!!!”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/sami250
Email from Michelle: MB this dooche tried to put a stereo in my ride and ended up fucking up my heater!
CHOAD ROGERS. DOUCHE OF THE YEAR?
Jan 3rd
Quite possibly douche of the year.. decade.. century.
USERNAME: Chad Rogers
AGE: 97 (real original..::yawn::)
LOCATION: Malibu, California “the bu”
CATCH PHRASE: “none”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/chadrogerzzz