A place for douches.
GAY BOY ZI™ – THE NEXT GENERATION OF HIP-HOP!!!!!
Jan 3rd
Gay Boy Zi™ – The next generation of hip hop throwin’ up the winged testicle gang sign.
USERNAME: Ya Boy Zi™ – THE NEXT GENERATION OF HIP-HOP!!!!!
AGE: 17
LOCATION: Palm Beach/N.Y.C/Miami, Florida
CATCH PHRASE: “Pre-Order your copy of Rookie of 08′ today!”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/zimusiclyrics
BBG WITH THE OFFICIAL MYSPACEDOUCHE.COM SONG
Jan 3rd
Email from Kaitlin: Thought this would go well with the Deuschbags!!! 
DIAPER WEARING SISSY
Jan 3rd
He loves to hang with his family and friends.
USERNAME: Diaper Wearing Sissy
AGE: 32
LOCATION: Portland, Oregon
CATCH PHRASE: “sucking on my sissy pacifier, in a soaking wet diaper! how pathetic”
PROFILE: View his profile here
BUCKETS AND BOARDS
Jan 3rd
He loves to hang with his family and friends.
USERNAME: Buckets and Boards
AGE: 58 (very clever and funny..::yawn::)
LOCATION: Branson, Missouri
CATCH PHRASE: “Rhythm is Neat”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/bucketsnboards
MARTIN AND JABBA
Jan 3rd
He loves to hang with his family and friends.
USERNAME: Martin
AGE: 35
LOCATION: Panther City Alabama
CATCH PHRASE: “He is an honest man”
PROFILE: View his profile
LUMBERJACK
Jan 3rd
Lumberjack in full xxxmas mode.
USERNAME: Lumberjack aka Bad Santa aka Steve
AGE: 40
LOCATION: Lawrenceville, Georgia
CATCH PHRASE: “Bah Humbug”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/b699
ALEX JOSEPH BRIGGS
Jan 3rd
Super cool tattoos and the sweet hair make for limpwristedness.
USERNAME: Alex Joseph Briggs
AGE: 22
LOCATION: Orlando, FL
CATCH PHRASE: “None”
PROFILE: View his profile
Email from anonymous: ithis is aj from the band modern day escape. They are kind of douchy but have good music.
RONI THE AGE CHANGER.
Jan 3rd
Celebrities galore for Roni!!
USERNAME: Roni
AGE: 27/31
LOCATION: Miami/Los Angeles
CATCH PHRASE: “We make a Living by what we get, We make a Life by what we Give.”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/star01714
Email from anonymous: i know for a fact this bitch is 31 not 27 as it says on her profile. Oh and shes a whore.
KYLE ROBERTS
Jan 3rd
And it says he is straight?
USERNAME: Kyle Roberts
AGE: 23
LOCATION: Right Where I Need To Be, California
CATCH PHRASE: ” “A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/krz84
Email from HollerbackGRL: MB Kyle roberts pretends he is not gay when he hangs out with us but it doesnt fool me. what is yor opinion?
Note from MB: I think he needs a shamhawk to go along with his limpwristedness for fucks sake. Let’s see.. boring long winded profile about nothing.. uncomfortable poses with females.. photo comments from other boys calling him “sexy” not deleted.. limpwristed satanic gang sign.. Yes HBG I would say gay. ::sip::punch:: <3 MB
PICKEL™
Jan 3rd
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Posted By: MB Email: mb@materialbitch.com Myspace: myspace.com/whothefuckismb |
Pickel ™ from America’s most smartest model.
USERNAME: Pickel™
AGE: 26
LOCATION: Los Angeles
CATCH PHRASE: “They call it the “Pickel Charm”…you’ll know what it is once you’ve experienced it;-)”
PROFILE: http://www.myspace.com/thepickelcharm
Note from MB: I bet he thinks he spelled Pickle right when he made up his TV name.. yet another ultra douche that uses the trademark symbol in his name. Pickel says on his space that for 15$ he will send you an autographed photo of him in his underwear rather than just a head shot.. it looks like that stint on the smartest model show really payed off huh? ::sip:: <3 MB